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MARLIX BREWING COMPANY LIMITED BEERS

We only brew beers we love.

GFG

4.9%

'It's CHRISTMAS!' shouts Noddy Holder, and lo, the yuletide season is upon us. Celebrate with our Christmas stout, Gold, Frankenstein and GRR! made with lactose and local artisan mincemeat for a really festive flavour.

SPG

4.2%

Vyvyan's drunken, violent Glaswegian hamster is paid homage in our vanilla milkshake porter. Made with real vanilla pods and lactose, it's smooth and creamy, with lots of flavour.

SPG

4.2%

Vyvyan's drunken, violent Glaswegian hamster is paid homage in our vanilla milkshake porter. Made with real vanilla pods and lactose, it's smooth and creamy, with lots of flavour.

TPP

3.5%

Why kids, do you understand nothing? How can Rick be dead when we still have his poems?

Rik Mayall. Rick.The People's Poet. Immortalised forever in beer form. We've created a modern take on a best bitter- full of malty, nutty flavours, hazy, with an edge of fruitiness thanks to dry-hopping with some citra. 

ETT

4.8%

When the TV detector van comes round, Vyvyan eats the telly to avoid a fine, later claiming "It's a toaster".

In honour of this unusual choice of snack, we have used Idaho 7 hops to create a hazy IPA with loads of tropical fruit and juiciness at 4.8%. 

Scumbag College

4.8%

The posh kids from Footlights College, Oxbridge thing they're going to smash the oiks on University Challenge, until Vyvyan drops a stick grenade. Then it's Toxteth O'Grady all the way.

We've created a strong, flavoursome West Coast Pale Ale to commemorate the boys' appearance, hoppy and fruity, at 5.2%.

Video Nasty

5.0%

Yes, they've got a video! Mike and Vyvyan are planning an all night orgy of sex and violence, but are interrupted by a South African vampire. 

Crunchie bars in beer form, you say? Dark and rich stout flavour, creaminess from lactose, and a sweet, honeycomb undertone from loads of finest cinder toffee. Perfect beer for dark, scary nights!